I Write One Paragraph about your Big 10 Team and you’re so Desperate for Football you’re going to Click on Some Random Dude’s Blog.

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Capitalizing in your title is hard. Is there like a list of words we don't capitalize or does it just go by how it feels? If I know anything about English is that you can't go by feel. There is an arbitrary rule out there with at least three exceptions I am certainly not following. … Continue reading I Write One Paragraph about your Big 10 Team and you’re so Desperate for Football you’re going to Click on Some Random Dude’s Blog.

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Mom for President

For Election Day, instead of voting for whatever terrible candidate you had in mind, vote for my Mom instead.It's her Birthday today! She is turning a wizened [REDACTED LIKE A HILLARY EMAIL] years old! She will run on a very strong platform, pro-life! Unless I was disobeying, then it turns out she is pro-choice! (Michael-Andersen-Hays-I-brought-you-into-this-world-and-I-can-sure-as-heck-take-you-out-of-it … Continue reading Mom for President

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Self-Quarantine? You Mean a Staycation?

COVID-19 is here and the government is telling you to stay home. For some of you, it sounds like a jail cell, trapped in the four walls of your suddenly shrinking house. Imagining this is I am Legend and opening your front door will only show you an empty and desolate post-apocalyptic world. For others, … Continue reading Self-Quarantine? You Mean a Staycation?

Gamenotes 3.5 – Gamenotes, but I added memes.

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Detroit Lions. Needed that one man. Leave it to the Lie-Dogs to make that Kirk Cousins Contract look good. And man, Dalvin Cook. Lions hype was at an all time high going in to Monday Night Football. One short week later, the season is over. Not going 8-2 down the stretch no matter how hard they … Continue reading Gamenotes 3.5 – Gamenotes, but I added memes.

Gamenotes 3.4 – Feels like Free Money

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*Thursday Night Football that is actually watchable? Well shoot no one told me, I missed it! Even when good teams play it is usually terrible. *The difference between the Dolphins and the Redskins is that the Dolphins are intentionally bad. *Watching Haskins be really bad, was, nice. Hey guys look give him the Peterman treatment! … Continue reading Gamenotes 3.4 – Feels like Free Money

We Survived the Summer, it is Finally Here.

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GOOD MORNING FOOTBALL FANS: We finally made it guys, the first college football Saturday of the year. We find ourselves enjoying the last few days of warm weather. The kids are all over Facebook bemoaning the start of school, family vacation pictures litter your feed, and sports radio has been talking about fixing baseball for … Continue reading We Survived the Summer, it is Finally Here.

Week 2 Gamenotes – A Buffet of Good Football

There was at least 20 good games this weekend. It really was amazing, having a good CFB and NFL weekend is so extremely rare, its like your favorite Chinese Buffet just switched from Pepsi to Coke Products. Notre Dame and A&M lose to unranked teams AND I get to have the perfect amount of carbonation … Continue reading Week 2 Gamenotes – A Buffet of Good Football

Celtics vs. Warriors (And an Actually Fun NBA Finals.)

Well here we are again, it's early June which means its time for some solid TV to start dropping (Stranger Things, Obi-Wan). Some solid weather to appreciate (it's a balmy 83 right now here in Michigan). Some graduation parties to start crashing (GPC as I've written about before). And of course, the NBA Finals. I … Continue reading Celtics vs. Warriors (And an Actually Fun NBA Finals.)