My Children are Tiny Humans and it is Freaking me Out.

I had an epiphany that everyone but me already knew: My children are Tiny Humans.

Seven Years with Hannah

I've learned at least 7 things about my wife this year. That's not even counting how loud she can burp, episodes of Friends she's watched, etc.

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Mom for President

For Election Day, instead of voting for whatever terrible candidate you had in mind, vote for my Mom instead.It's her Birthday today! She is turning a wizened [REDACTED LIKE A HILLARY EMAIL] years old! She will run on a very strong platform, pro-life! Unless I was disobeying, then it turns out she is pro-choice! (Michael-Andersen-Hays-I-brought-you-into-this-world-and-I-can-sure-as-heck-take-you-out-of-it … Continue reading Mom for President →

Lennox is 1

Lennox, you turn 1 year old today. I thought it would be appropriate to jot down some notes. Maybe I'll share this again when you turn 16. (On Facebook 3.0 or something)I have a lot to teach you still, but what amazes me most about the last year is how much you've taught me. You've taught … Continue reading Lennox is 1 →