Comprehensive Toddler TV Rankings

If you have to watch kids TV (your time will come eventually) here is your guide through the brightest, safest corner of the vast reaches of your TV.

My Children are Tiny Humans and it is Freaking me Out.

I had an epiphany that everyone but me already knew: My children are Tiny Humans.

Seven Years with Hannah

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I've learned at least 7 things about my wife this year. That's not even counting how loud she can burp, episodes of Friends she's watched, etc.

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Mom for President

For Election Day, instead of voting for whatever terrible candidate you had in mind, vote for my Mom instead.It's her Birthday today! She is turning a wizened [REDACTED LIKE A HILLARY EMAIL] years old! She will run on a very strong platform, pro-life! Unless I was disobeying, then it turns out she is pro-choice! (Michael-Andersen-Hays-I-brought-you-into-this-world-and-I-can-sure-as-heck-take-you-out-of-it … Continue reading Mom for President →

Lennox is 1

Lennox, you turn 1 year old today. I thought it would be appropriate to jot down some notes. Maybe I'll share this again when you turn 16. (On Facebook 3.0 or something)I have a lot to teach you still, but what amazes me most about the last year is how much you've taught me. You've taught … Continue reading Lennox is 1 →