Capitalizing in your title is hard. Is there like a list of words we don't capitalize or does it just go by how it feels? If I know anything about English is that you can't go by feel. There is an arbitrary rule out there with at least three exceptions I am certainly not following. … Continue reading I Write One Paragraph about your Big 10 Team and you’re so Desperate for Football you’re going to Click on Some Random Dude’s Blog.
If you have to watch kids TV (your time will come eventually) here is your guide through the brightest, safest corner of the vast reaches of your TV.
I always viewed 30 as a far off number. In fact I often remember saying as a young person, that 30 year old people were "incapable of changing their opinions". That once you had got to a certain point in life, you pretty much were the way you were. And while that may be true … Continue reading 30 Years Young
Give me one chance to sell you on Anime. You got to trust the Mike Hays stamp of recommendation by now. Think about it, what if I told you there is an amazing TV show out there, with hours of content and you are missing it!
I had an epiphany that everyone but me already knew: My children are Tiny Humans.
And not just because my State is Horrendous.
Click link for GAMENOTES. Its GAMENOTES but with pictures. I added pictures. That's it.
I've learned at least 7 things about my wife this year. That's not even counting how loud she can burp, episodes of Friends she's watched, etc.
I share my top 10 commercials of all time and they aren't even all for insurance companies.
For Election Day, instead of voting for whatever terrible candidate you had in mind, vote for my Mom instead.It's her Birthday today! She is turning a wizened [REDACTED LIKE A HILLARY EMAIL] years old! She will run on a very strong platform, pro-life! Unless I was disobeying, then it turns out she is pro-choice! (Michael-Andersen-Hays-I-brought-you-into-this-world-and-I-can-sure-as-heck-take-you-out-of-it … Continue reading Mom for President