I had an epiphany that everyone but me already knew: My children are Tiny Humans.
And not just because my State is Horrendous.
Click link for GAMENOTES. Its GAMENOTES but with pictures. I added pictures. That's it.
I've learned at least 7 things about my wife this year. That's not even counting how loud she can burp, episodes of Friends she's watched, etc.
I share my top 10 commercials of all time and they aren't even all for insurance companies.
For Election Day, instead of voting for whatever terrible candidate you had in mind, vote for my Mom instead.It's her Birthday today! She is turning a wizened [REDACTED LIKE A HILLARY EMAIL] years old! She will run on a very strong platform, pro-life! Unless I was disobeying, then it turns out she is pro-choice! (Michael-Andersen-Hays-I-brought-you-into-this-world-and-I-can-sure-as-heck-take-you-out-of-it … Continue reading Mom for President
If I had to guess, my average reader will watch somewhere between 0 and 10 minutes of the upcoming NBA Finals. I am here to bump that number up to AT LEAST 30. I think the real draw of the NBA is the power of personality on the court (that is also part of the … Continue reading Ten Stories to Make the NBA Finals Watchable:
If there is one thing quarantine has taught me, it's that a lot of you need help becoming better at Facebook. I mean a lot of you…. Practically all of you. This is important to me guys! I use Facebook as a form of escapism, I don't need my feed weighing me down every time … Continue reading The 10 Previously Unwritten Rules of Facebook
COVID-19 is here and the government is telling you to stay home. For some of you, it sounds like a jail cell, trapped in the four walls of your suddenly shrinking house. Imagining this is I am Legend and opening your front door will only show you an empty and desolate post-apocalyptic world. For others, … Continue reading Self-Quarantine? You Mean a Staycation?
You hear all this stuff about how bad Facebook is for you. All the screen time and social media and blah blah blah blah blah. I typically write off all the articles Boomers post about what Millennials do being bad for you. Of course we have shorter attention spans, we have more stuff to do. … Continue reading Facebook Free February Findings