My love for Michigan is mirrored by only one other thing in this mortal world. My hatred for your team.
Capitalizing in your title is hard. Is there like a list of words we don't capitalize or does it just go by how it feels? If I know anything about English is that you can't go by feel. There is an arbitrary rule out there with at least three exceptions I am certainly not following. … Continue reading I Write One Paragraph about your Big 10 Team and you’re so Desperate for Football you’re going to Click on Some Random Dude’s Blog.
If I had to guess, my average reader will watch somewhere between 0 and 10 minutes of the upcoming NBA Finals. I am here to bump that number up to AT LEAST 30. I think the real draw of the NBA is the power of personality on the court (that is also part of the … Continue reading Ten Stories to Make the NBA Finals Watchable:
GOOD MORNING FOOTBALL FANS: We finally made it guys, the first college football Saturday of the year. We find ourselves enjoying the last few days of warm weather. The kids are all over Facebook bemoaning the start of school, family vacation pictures litter your feed, and sports radio has been talking about fixing baseball for … Continue reading We Survived the Summer, it is Finally Here.
GAMENOTES SEASON 3 IS HERE. IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER THAN STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3 AND HOLY ELLE (ITS A PUN MOM) WAS STRANGER THINGS AWESOME. *WE SHOULD INVENT A SPORT, AND HAVE IT'S SEASON BE PLAYED EXCLUSIVELY FROM THE END OF NBA FREE AGENCY TO THE DAY BEFORE COLLEGE FOOTBALL. GOODNESS GRACIOUS I AM … Continue reading Pre-Season Gamenotes
Welcome to the NBA Off-Season. The undisputed GOAT of the sporting off-seasons. The month of July is 12 days old and there has been an off-season move in the NBA leading Sports Center every single day this month. 2019 will go down as the most chaotic off-season of all time and soaking it in everyday … Continue reading Oh How Quickly We Forget
Thankfully defending him OFF the court. **Links in this article will be mostly informative, to assist readers who aren't locked in on the NBA** Kevin Durant is ONE of the best basketball players ever. He's a seven foot tall basketball savant. He's got the size, speed, skill, and knowledge to be a true basketball unicorn. … Continue reading In Defense of Kevin Durant