Top 10 Commercials

I share my top 10 commercials of all time and they aren't even all for insurance companies.

Mom for President

For Election Day, instead of voting for whatever terrible candidate you had in mind, vote for my Mom instead.It's her Birthday today! She is turning a wizened [REDACTED LIKE A HILLARY EMAIL] years old! She will run on a very strong platform, pro-life! Unless I was disobeying, then it turns out she is pro-choice! (Michael-Andersen-Hays-I-brought-you-into-this-world-and-I-can-sure-as-heck-take-you-out-of-it … Continue reading Mom for President →

Ten Stories to Make the NBA Finals Watchable:

If I had to guess, my average reader will watch somewhere between 0 and 10 minutes of the upcoming NBA Finals. I am here to bump that number up to AT LEAST 30. I think the real draw of the NBA is the power of personality on the court (that is also part of the … Continue reading Ten Stories to Make the NBA Finals Watchable: →

The 10 Previously Unwritten Rules of Facebook

If there is one thing quarantine has taught me, it's that a lot of you need help becoming better at Facebook. I mean a lot of you…. Practically all of you. This is important to me guys! I use Facebook as a form of escapism, I don't need my feed weighing me down every time … Continue reading The 10 Previously Unwritten Rules of Facebook →

Self-Quarantine? You Mean a Staycation?

COVID-19 is here and the government is telling you to stay home. For some of you, it sounds like a jail cell, trapped in the four walls of your suddenly shrinking house. Imagining this is I am Legend and opening your front door will only show you an empty and desolate post-apocalyptic world. For others, … Continue reading Self-Quarantine? You Mean a Staycation? →

Facebook Free February Findings

You hear all this stuff about how bad Facebook is for you. All the screen time and social media and blah blah blah blah blah. I typically write off all the articles Boomers post about what Millennials do being bad for you. Of course we have shorter attention spans, we have more stuff to do. … Continue reading Facebook Free February Findings →

Lennox is 2?!?

I have a 2 year old! A lot can change in 365 days of a human life and I can say with confidence that you (and I) have changed so much! Lennox during the first year of your life, everything with you, your mom, and I, was MAGICAL. The first time you rolled over Hannah … Continue reading Lennox is 2?!? →

Gamenotes Presents: Super Bowl Prop Bets

Once a year we all come together and pretend to care about NFL football still and watch the Superb Owl. Now most of the time the game ends up being boring and we have to rely on our squares and the commercials being interesting enough to keep us awake to 11p.m. on a work night … Continue reading Gamenotes Presents: Super Bowl Prop Bets →

Top 15 Games of the Decade

15: Divinity Original Sin 2 (2017 PC)I am the geeky type to play Dungeons and Dragons but have never had the opportunity to play it. I imagine DOS2 is the closest I will ever get. From obsessing over how to build my character (stealth archer... duh), to figuring out all the ways to leave Fort … Continue reading Top 15 Games of the Decade →

March Madness, meet December Derangement (Confidence Picks)

My annual confidence picks post is here! You can put 40 points on most of these picks being wrong.